Things I have done today:
- Got up
- Helped Flea put on her shin pads with her football kit
- Helped Flea take off her shin pads
- Repeated previous two actions approximately 5,000 times
- Read stories. Realised Topsy and Tim lead seriously empty lives
- Made burritos
- Made boiled eggs when Flea decided she no longer likes burritos
- Made a second set of boiled eggs when I remembered I never remember how to soft-boil eggs
- Tried to explain to Flea that I didn't have more toast than her, it's just that hers was sliced into soldiers
- Gave up, and swapped my toast for Flea's toast
- Played policemen and burglars
- Played medieval policemen and burglars (as above, but with swords)
- Went to the cinema to see Nanny McPhee 2
- Played doctors and patients
- Had a falling over competition on the king-sized bed. Lost.
- Played 105 rounds of Pop-Up Pirate
- Read two bedtime stories
- Gave three bedtime hugs
- Gave one final, last hug
- Then one more, but that was the last one, definitely
- Apart from the last one, obviously
Things I have not done today:
- Laundry
- Changed the bed linen
- Cleaned the kitchen floor
- Taken a shower
- Any work
I love the summer holidays!
